Guns don't kill people.
Chuck Norris kills People.
Chuck Norris Sleeps with a Night Light Because
The Dark is Afraid of Him.
There is No Theory of Evolution. Just A List of
Animals Chuck Norris Allows to Live.
When Chuck Norris Does a Pushup, He isn't
Lifting Himself up, He's Pushing the Earth Down.
Chuck Norris Isnt Hung Like a Horse, Horses are
Hung like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris Is the Reason Waldo is Hiding.
There is No Such Thing As Global Warming...
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
If Chuck Norris is Late, Then Time Better Slow
the Fuck Down.
The Quickest Way to a Man's Heart is through
Chuck Norris' Fist.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at Night, He
Checks his Closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris Does Not Tea Bag the Ladies. He
Potato-Sacks Them
Chuck Norris Doesnt Read Books. He Stares Them
Down Until They Give Him the Information He Wants.
Chuck Norris Does Not Sleep.. He Waits.
The leading causes of death in the United
States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris
doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the
preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Chuck Norris Has Counted to Infinity.... Twice.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a
woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
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