"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."
Jim Carrey.
"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."
Alfred Hitchcock.
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."
Peter O'Toole.
"I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe."
Bob Hope
"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."
David Letterman.
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